Everyone knows that orchids sell houses, right? Well, for one real estate agent in town, that's rule #1. Apparently, putting an orchid in every single picture of a house listing is the secret to success. Take this house for example.
Here's an orchid sitting on a credenza. Looks pretty natural.
Oh, wait. Now it's on the dining table.
Woah!
That's weird. How'd it get in the kitchen?
Let's get another angle on that.
It's hard work looking pretty all day. Time to retire to the living room.
Peekaboo!
Now it's outside for a breath of fresh air.
Hmmm. An enclosed porch. That's nice.
I wonder what's inside.... nooooo!
Stop following me around, okay?!
Do you really have to watch me all the time??
Don't try to creep up behind me, you psycho bastard! I see you in the #*@&ing mirror!
As you can tell, orchids are quite outgoing, charming, and photogenic. They can also be sneaky, tenacious, ubiquitous, and unrelenting. Just like real estate agents. ;-)
The Angel of Gratitude by Dee Sprague
15 years ago



















2 comments:
Of course we're unrelenting. You wouldn't have us be any other way! This is very funny. Thanks for a good realtor joke.
HILARIOUS. Thank you for the much-needed laugh.
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